Puppy Pie Recipe
Take 1 puppy, roll and play with it until slightly pampered.
Then add the following ingredients:
1
Cup of Patience; 1 Cup Understanding; 1 Pinch Correction; 1 Cup Hard Work; 2 Cups Praise; 1-1/2 Cups Fun.
Blend well. Heat with the warmth of the heart until
the consistency is such that dog and handler are one. Anon.
